it's like an orgasm in your mouth?

uhh.
actually that's exactly what it is ):
;awkward silence;



ANYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYWAY.
this blog is for onyx c: i love her. and apparently she likes reading my blogs.

today was boring. ugh. the end.
wait no!
joey bear wrote his name all over me c: but then i was like "LOLOL YOUR NAME IS JOSEPH"
and he wrote "hi, i'm ryan and i like to suck things" ): yeah
but we all knew that ;D

i've been pretty much laying in bed, with my carebear blanket all day.
i'm not eating for two days. i've decided. which is more like three because i threw up everything i ate today.
yaaaaaaaay no food.
my stomach is growling hardcore. like. ugh. it's so loud.
so tommy keeps coming in and bitching at me and telling me to eat.

i have a "daddy and me" class with con? :c tomorrow.
it's like gymnastics for toddlers. and stuff. how fun, right?
i told him he's never allowed to go horse back riding so apparently he wants to go around doing cartwheels.
oh, the joys of parenting~
he wanted ballet at first :c but i was afraid all the little girls would attack him. he's adorable c:

i've been talking to danny boi all night.
he keeps asking me questions like.
"what is your pants size?"
"would you ever consider owning a cheetah?"
"do you like to eat cranberries?"
"how big is your...."
:c
edited!
lalalalala.
oh, danny. you make me laugh.
and slightly gag at the same time ):

anyway so this whole thing if for onyx.
she makes me smileeee. idk ):
she makes me feel like. worth something? i guess.
and now i'm getting all mushyyy and lovey so.
yeah.
;insert sexual joke;
iloveyouonyx.
and i wanna see all the pictures you took c:



fnjnfdngkdngkd.
you fell asleep on me, princess. but.
iloveyousososososomuch.
i hope this makes you smile.